I love how my mom decides its totally cool to buy a bunch of junkfood for my visiting cousin while we normally eat mostly healthy food.

Why the hell does he get special treatment? If he’s hungry enough he’ll eat our oatbran cereal and carrot stick snacks.

frdutchdragon:

keyoflorelei:

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At first I absolutely adored Mammertees. They’re so cute and squishy.

But then I realized that they’re Satan.

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Satan is a good name for them. They are evil!

Its storming and the semi-feral cat that hangs around my house ran inside ran inside soaking wet and crying in fear. My dad told me to throw her back out in the rain. The yard is really flooded so I refused and dug out the old cat carrier we have and now she’s in my room still crying in the carrier. Poor baby. :(

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

(via saltysalmonella)

princess-aubergine:

The new anime is better in a lot of things, the fidelity to the original dressing details, the jewelry, the shading, the scene composition (more simmilar to the manga, than the old anime), the effects, I even like the 3D parts!

But the expressivity… oh boy, that’s gone. And for those who keep telling me that it has the same expresivity as the manga, and that I am such a terrible fan for not knowing that… Well, this is for you. :D

And I don’t mean to start a war, it is okay if you like it, and it is okay if you don’t. Everyone has the right to show their opinion without the “YOU ARE NOT A TRUE SM FAN IF YOU COMPLAIN” thing. 

Edit: I’m sorry I used some offensive vocabulary using words as “retard” as insults or synonyms of stupid or idiot. I got carried away with the rage and disappointment, and I acted like an asshole. I apologise.

I edited the pictures so they won’t offend anyone anymore. 

(via busket)

dramarising:

What is the point in saving items to trade at Swipps Swap Stand? You can just go into the AH and outright buy everything that he trades.

Because some items are swipp exclusive and if nobody saved up the items to trade then there wouldn’t even be any of those exclusive items in the AH? They don’t just pop out of nowhere.

Excuse me while I gush over my beautiful shadow queen dragon.

Excuse me while I gush over my beautiful shadow queen dragon.

Well I already posted about it in the forums but I may as well ask here as well!

I’m looking for a plague nest to rent for a pair of RTB dragons. Please let me know if you have one available and what your rates are!

I cut onions yesterday and my fingers ended up smelling like onions. Today my mom told me to soak them in lemon juice to get rid of the smell.

Now my fingers smell like both onions AND lemons. :)))))

Selling this guy for 150 gems!
He’s black tiger/maize seraph/maize underbelly
Send a crossroads or message me about the pricing!

Selling this guy for 150 gems!

He’s black tiger/maize seraph/maize underbelly

Send a crossroads or message me about the pricing!