cerula:

Ok as per suggestion I’ve decided to try and sell her for 250k.

I made a post in the FR forums about her but it was immediately swallowed up by how fast the dragons for sale board moves.

If you are interested, message me either on tumblr or on FR, Cerula17 #21352

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Ok as per suggestion I’ve decided to try and sell her for 250k.

I made a post in the FR forums about her but it was immediately swallowed up by how fast the dragons for sale board moves.

If you are interested, message me either on tumblr or on FR, Cerula17 #21352

Today I mentioned something to my friend Vergil along the lines of how ridiculous a brachiosaurus centaur would be, with the humanoid torso being at the top of the dinosaur body neck. The conversation soon went from lighthearted silliness to serious discussion over how such a creature would function and come to be.

Long story short, we determined that it would be unable to live unaided by machinery such as a back mounted feeding tank with tubes that feed directly into the stomach as a humanoid mouth would be physically incapable of consuming the 100,000 calories a day the creature would need to survive. A similar set up would have to be provided to aid in breathing as a humanoid mouth and nose would likely not be enough space for air to pass through quick enough for giant dino lungs (imagine having the breathe only through a coffee stirring straw all day every day).

As to how such a creature came to be? Likely it was a project funded by an eccentric wealthy individual who wanted a pet dinosaur smart enough to train and be aware enough not to crush anything on accident. So scientists incorporated human dna into whatever process they used to make a dinosaur egg, unfortunately it seemed they used to much and thus created a centaur-like creature.

Welp I’ve decided to put this ol’ gal up for sale. She used to be one of my main battle dragons but lately I’ve been working on a new coli team and it seems a waste to exalt her at her level.

I’ve never sold a battle dragon before so I don’t know what to price her at. Could I maybe have some suggestions and offers?

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

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