I find it fucking annoying that when my grandma tries to talk to me about subjects she knows very little about and I try to correct her on her misinformation she gets mad and says I’m ‘you’re just like your father’ and has started calling me Mike as a passive aggressive jab.

What the fuck ever. My dad can be a jackass about some things but at least he generally knows what he’s taking about before he opens his mouth and is honest and straight forward with information.

usbdongle:

i see people talk a lot about having people leer at them in a sexual way but i have never identified that in anyone’s eyesight because when a stranger looks at me i just assume it’s to express their disgust

Tried to sell coatl for 125 gems, auction expired after one week.

Lowered the price to 100 gems and I got a message from someone offering to buy it for 60 gems.

Really?

I might have come off as rude when replying because I told them that I’d rather just train and exalt it or give it to a friend for free than lower it that much. I realize I’d get way less money for exalting it but its just the principle of the thing.

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

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I decided to be a massive dork and make something of a fandom dragon. Behold, Alfred my APH America dragon.

I decided to be a massive dork and make something of a fandom dragon. Behold, Alfred my APH America dragon.

dramarising:

I never exalt hatchlings. Exaltation is the greatest honour a dragon can get, and only the strongest, smartest, and prettiest dragons have earned a right to LIVE WITH THE GODS for christs sake EXALTATION ISN’T DEATH ITS TRANSCENDING MORTALITY STOP TREATING EXALTATION LIKE A PUNISHMENT 

Ok, I’ve heard this time and time and time again. Yes, we get it. Exaltation is a great honor yadda yadda. But the reality is that people generally don’t exalt for that purpose. They exalt to get rid of dragons they do not want. They are literally throwing dragons away. Period. No amount of lore asspats is going to distract from that fact so of course people are going to be upset about it, especially if they worked hard to breed and gene up their dragons to make perfect offspring.

Yes I understand once a person buys a dragon it is theirs to do with whatever they want, but it still is a slap in the face to have a dragon you bred (especially if its priced above exalt price) be exalted. Its basically like being told ‘your dragon you worked hard to produce is not good enough for me so I’m trashing it’.

That being said, I exalt all the time (mostly my own dragons from crap pairings that I can train to level 8 when they grow up). So I am not against exalting at all. I’m just saying that I can fully understand the distress some people may feel over exalting. Its not a punishment for the dragons, but it may feel like one to the player.

Two days ago I ran around a waterpark for 5 hours with my 12 year old cousin and killed my calf muscles with all the stair climbing and god the shit burnt out of me on my scalp, shoulders and top of my boobs despite wearing sunscreen.

Yesterday I went with him on a 3 hour pirate cruise in Waikiki, still sore legs made even worse with having to deal with keeping balance on a rocking boat.

Today, legs still not recovered and I get called an asshole by my family for wanting to stay in bed and let my muscles rest.

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

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xpsychohogx:

"Do you have some kinda crush on that Markiplier gu-"
“YESSSSSSS”

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kyleyo:

when u wake up feelin productive

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