i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

(via memewhore)

me: [walking past video game store]
mom: no


@staff loving the new update. having my screen split in half and seeing an enlarged version of a mobile theme is exactly what i wanted to happen when i click someone’s url. i’m glad it’s finally happened. for the next update i was thinking we could just shut peoples laptops off when they click a url. i have a lot more ideas like this just contact me at this inbox

(via memewhore)





i don’t think anyone understands that when i say i get secondhand embarrassment easily i mean at the first sign of trouble for a character in a television show i immediately pause and sit there for ten to thirty minutes thinking “oh god they fucked up”

I cringe

I have hidden my face in shame and embarrassment for them

So I’m not the only one who does this, then

(via iraya)

So theres a neighborhood potluck going on and I don’t wanna go. I peeked outside to look and theres WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE, 99% I don’t know. Only my dad and an old family friend are recognizable and theres no place to sit next to them so yeah nope. I’d rather just have a peanut butter sandwich at home than deal with that.


When YouTubers mention other YouTubers

(via markiplier)

I got real sick of chickens and other animals getting out of their pens so I saw on a tutorial online that the best way to keep them inside is to make the pen 2 blocks deep in the ground and however wide you want and put a fence around the hole.

This is some real silence of the lambs shit here as I now have what can accurately be described as a cow pit. Maybe I should tell them to rub lotion on their skin for better leather haha

Anyone want a plant/forest/tree themed coatl?

So a while back I bought a pearlcatcher and breed changed it into a coatl so I could breed it with a female imp I had bought. Now the breeding project is over and I don’t need this guy anymore. He’s slate clown/jungle freckle/forest underbelly and I don’t know what to price him as.

Suggestions and offers are appreciated.

Ugh today was just shitty and I feel like crying.

Woke up scared because the ‘hurricane’ had arrived. Turned out to be like 4 hours of slightly heavier than normal rain before it stopped for the majority of the day.

Took a nap and dreamt about visiting a crush and having them be flirty and cuddly with me only to realize in the dream that it wasn’t real and then woke up with tears in my eyes.

Had my mom threaten to kick me out of the house if I didn’t start putting away my clothes IMMEDIATELY after the laundry is done.

Played minecraft a bit to cheer up only to die in the nether and lose the 55 quartz blocks I had so meticulously mined over lava for an hour. Ragequit ensued.

Then it turns out mom forgot to tell me dinner was ready so dad ate my share. I confronted him about it and he just said ‘you snooze you lose’.